February 2012
I like/hate you because, finish it in my ask.
4layna:
Oh, this is a good one.
Anyone else get really horny when listening to...
they say lip biting is cute
lipsandtits:
i feel dumb doing it……….also ignore my dimple kbai
Single or not, reblog see what you get.
captainbl00d:
<3 = Im falling for you.
:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching disney films
;) = I like you a lot
:( = You should talk to me more.
:D = You’re sexy/beautiful/hot.
;O = I want to be tumblr best friends.
:P = I want you more than anything.
:K = Kiss me
:| = You annoy me
* = We need to make out!
<*3 = I want a tumblr relationship with you.
8=D I want to do...
Im going to do the same thing i do every night,...
Not that anyone cares
Cozy Reading Nooks
Reblog if you'll answer anything that gets sent to...
An actual conversation I overheard at the "adult"...
Woman 1: Hey, [Woman 2's name], how has it been going with [Woman 2's husband]?
Woman 2: Well, it's been interesting. He has been getting rough lately- you know, the drinking- and it's really been hard on me, with the job and the kids, but I think he'll turn around. I'm helping him.
Woman 1: That's great! Is he...you know...hurting you anymore?
Woman 2: Well, he hit me yesterday *shows her arm*, but he's getting better than what he used to do. My daughter told me that I didn't have to deal with it, but honestly- I don't know if you believe in this, some people don't-I think I've been sent by God to help him.
Woman 1: No no, I completely agree!
-every other adult at the table agrees-
Woman 2: Yeah, I really believe it's part of God's plan that I'm helping [husband's name] get better. I like to think I'm doing God's will, because there's a purpose to everything.
-every other adult agrees again, saying encouraging words-
Me: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR BRAINS
Steve: NO! This is NOT GOD'S FREAKIN' PLAN! Damnit NO! -_-
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!
Me:
Fan:
Me:
Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-
Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.
Fan: Wha-
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.
